Written by Andeby at 10:00 8/9-2015
Haha! I got a new job in Norway. Them Norwegians and their oil money. What can you do ? Other than just reaping their gold. They are so stupid, makes me chuckle.
I mean.... I havent been a cyclist for 15 years, and not even a good one at that. All I've been doing for a decade and a half is hanging out in red light district, partying with them hoe's. I was going to run out of money at some point, right ? What better way to solve it than to get a job in overpaid Norway! Haha! I had no clue that it was even on the table, but they wanted ME! Haha! And that was before i found out they are in fact a TT-team. What could I possibly teach them ? :-D
Thats not even the best part! They tied me up on a 10-year contract! HAHAHA! I guess all the jokes we have about them stoopid Norwegians are true!
Why am I writing a diary you might say ? It makes chicks think I am sensitive! LOL, like those blondes would say. Oh well, duty calls. Have to be somewhere, pretending to know what to do.
Best regards,
Dougie the Dog
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Haha. Ok.
Suggestion for you, read some of Finz' PR's. He tells a nice story that always contains humor and it's suitable for a place like OCM.
"Norwegians are stupid", "red light districts", "hoes" "stoopid Norwegians" and something about "chicks and blonds." Kind of derogatory stuff there, especially the parts about Norwegians? And you think that belongs in OCM, I feel sorry for you. And yes, I will make a point of reading other PR's. Good day...
Feel free to read PR's elsewhere.
Oh, and it's not even funny... Go figure.
It doesn't make any sense dude. I would suggest going back to press release writing school because this one is sorely lacking. What does partying with "hoe's" in some "red light district" have to do with OCM? Seriously. I'll describe this as a rather vulgar writing at best... Cheers.
How does it not ?
And this has to do with cycling and OCM how???
Yup, we could use a positive spirit like you Finz! Motivator ?
Good one, subscribed:).
I should move to Norway
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